Student Council’s Discretion (2009)

The key in turning people on is a girl with a lolita face and big breasts.

Celebrating Mr. Jesus’s birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don’t we celebrate Buddha’s and Muhammad’s birthday next time?

Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?

I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!

Men are worthless. Feelings of love are just a temporary lapse in judgement, like a kind of mental illness.

Humans are interesting.

For me… Apples are like cigarettes and liquor for humans. If I’m deprived I go into withdrawals.

All humans die the same, the place they go after death isn’t decided upon by a god it is Mu (nothingness).

O pitiful shadow bound in darkness,
Looking down upon people, and causing them pain.
A soul drowned in sinful karma…
Want to try dying this once?

闇に惑いし哀れ な影よ
人を傷つけ貶め て
罪に溺れし業の 魂
一遍... 死んで見る?
(Yami ni madoishi awarena kage yo
Hito o kizutsuke otoshimete,
Tsumi ni oboreshi gō no tama,
Ippen... shinde miru?)

When one person is cursed, two graves are dug.

I consign this grievance to hell.

A true man doesn’t die even if he’s killed!!!

Vergiss mal die Logik und tu das Unmögliche! Denk immer dran, nur so funktioniert das Team Gurren!

Kick reason to the curb and surpass the impossible! Isn’t that the way of our Gurren Brigade?!

With a man’s soul and a strong back, go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb!

Du darfst nicht an dich glauben! Glaub nur an mich! Glaub nur an den Kamina, der an dich glaubt!

Don’t believe in yourself! Believe in ME who believes in you!!!

This summer was filled with more happiness than some people have in an entire lifetime.